- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Lacrosse

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

The Bible

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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