- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Womens Basketball.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

The white guy did it!

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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