roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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