A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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