A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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black

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make me a sandwich!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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