- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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