Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Lacrosse

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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69.... is a number

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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