Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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I like turtoes.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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