- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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