In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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minorities

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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The joke below me is retarded

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I'm funny.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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