A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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