Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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mitt romney

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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