If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Diana and victoria

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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2+2= 478

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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