- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

2+2= 478

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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