What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Yo Mamma

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Womens Basketball.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Your mother is so fat.

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The economy.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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