Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Jesus wept.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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YOLO

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Hi Adam,

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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