You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Asian NASCAR.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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