What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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