Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Animal

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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