What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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i like pie

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Knock knock

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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