- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Hey, you have small hands.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

my names jim haha

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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