Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my names jim haha

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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9/11

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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