Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Asian NASCAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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