What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Gay rights

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Winking at old people

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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