Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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You're on fire.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Popsicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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