Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Lacrosse

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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