What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Diana and victoria

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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i like pie

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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