what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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