Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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