A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A black man without problems.

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YOLO

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Winking at old people

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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