What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Women's Rights

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Asians...

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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