- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Women's Rights...

69.... is a number

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

9/11.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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