How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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