equality for women

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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