Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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i have cancer

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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