what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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