A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

thumb_up thumb_down -56

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

thumb_up thumb_down -92

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

thumb_up thumb_down +117

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

thumb_up thumb_down +59

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Christians

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

you.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

thumb_up thumb_down +1

you know what they say... hydrate or die

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops