Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Christians

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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