How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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