Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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