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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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I like turtoes.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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