A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

A fat man on a moped

thumbs up!

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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