What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Sarah Palin

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you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Miami Heat.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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