What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A fat man on a moped

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Good to see you today!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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