What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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You.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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