Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

I can see you under there. Under what?

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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