How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats black. an african american person

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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