A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Women's Rights

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Jesus wept.

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who farted i did :]

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hi

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