If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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hrih

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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You.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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