Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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