whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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