Good to see you today!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Arrow to the Knee

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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