What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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