Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Swag.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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hrih

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Anti Joke

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