when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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BUT HWY?

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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