Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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girls basketball

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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