Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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lebron

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Sarah Palin

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Wumbo

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A man walks around a bar.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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