Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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lebron

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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