How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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