- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

make me a sandwich!

whats annoying and black? black people

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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