Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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I went to the store and I fell

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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