Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Jesus

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A fat man on a moped

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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