Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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