Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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