What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Sarah Palin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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