What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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