Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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FIRE!!

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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