There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Your momma's so fat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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