- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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