what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Wumbo

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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