- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Dick Chaney

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

women's rights

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