Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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