A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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