Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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America Votes

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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