Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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