Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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