Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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