why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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