What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Women's Rights

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Women's rights.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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