Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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