- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Gale swallows.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Knock knock

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What rhymes with you? You.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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