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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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