- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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