Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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FIRE!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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acuna

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Good to see you today!

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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