- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A seal walks into a club...

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Knock, Knock The door's open

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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