- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

what the hell happened to your face

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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