Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Women's rights.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

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