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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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