What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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