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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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