Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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what the hell happened to your face

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Knock knock

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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