Hello, nice to meet you.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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I've got a boner

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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nick toth

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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