A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

thumb_up thumb_down +6

FIRE!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A Woman out of the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

thumb_up thumb_down -152

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The meme walks out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops