Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -81

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -123

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what the hell happened to your face

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops