these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Knock, Knock The door's open

poop.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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