What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

26.5% of Americans are obese.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Dislike this!!!!!!

Gale swallows.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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