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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

26.5% of Americans are obese.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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