Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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i was molested.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Boom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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GIVE

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Women's Rights

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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