A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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