Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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i was molested.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Women's Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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