Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Women's Rights

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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