An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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japan4.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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this site is funny.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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