What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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