A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Invisible Television.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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