what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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