- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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