why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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