What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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