What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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GIVE

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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