Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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