Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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my bubbles!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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