A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What?

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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???????????? WTF?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Anti Joke

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