What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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