What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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GIVE

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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someone called a frog a frog

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

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