Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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I've got a boner

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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