Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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smug face >:}

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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hi hi strager danger

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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