- Anti Joke

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

I've got a boner

GIVE

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Anti Joke

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