why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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