Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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make me a sandwich!

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hi hi strager danger

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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