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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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