Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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