- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

A seal walks into a club...

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Boom.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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