Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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