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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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