Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Boom.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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