- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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