whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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poop.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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