What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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