What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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