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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

America Votes

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Your mom is so...wonderful.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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