Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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