- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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