- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

A man walks around a bar.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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