What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Gale swallows.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Chikin nuggets

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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