- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats annoying and black? black people

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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