- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

whats annoying and black? black people

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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