Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What?

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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