Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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