Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Obama.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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