- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

how do you make a joke act like yourself

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

A Woman out of the kitchen

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

WOMENS RIGHTS

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

A seal walks into a club...

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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