An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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I've got a boner

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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