Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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