Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Dylan Eichas

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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