Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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i was molested.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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