- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Knock, Knock The door's open

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Jesus

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

penis

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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