how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Sarah Palin

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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