Caitlyn.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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hi hi strager danger

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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