What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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this site is funny.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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