Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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smug face >:}

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Anti Joke

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