- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

women's rights

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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