- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

Sarah Palin

???????????? WTF?

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??