YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Invisible Television.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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