A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What?

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

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