Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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poop.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Anti Joke

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