A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Caitlyn.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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